These clowns couldn’t organise a chook raffle.Here is how it...

These clowns couldn’t organise a chook raffle.
Here is how it might go.

Rod is sent to South America on a fact finding mission.
After a month of being pampered by busty Brazilian beach babes declares the project to be technically possible and that the loan from potential investors is just around the corner.

After realms of consultants reports, the board gives the go ahead for tickets to be sold with Tricky Trahar’s loan sharking operation Avatar Finance to provide funding as the banks and NTIF won’t have a bar.

Harley is dispatched to Queensland on Trahar $20k an hour private jet to find a chook. Due to quarantine regulations the chook has to be quarantined for 6 weeks before being brought to Perth. Harley leases an outback block for 30 years, and Canstruct is engaged to build the Taj Mahal of chook houses. The NT government will provide funding to build a sealed road to the chook house, so Harley doesn’t get dust on his new BMW 4WD. Meanwhile Harley is holed up in a 6 star luxury hotel with free flowing vintage champagne and bulgar caviar.