BW, While your busy exposing the massess for the uneducated fools they are here on HC, how bout you write a few zillion puts on the gold price or the HUI with a strike around US$200 bucks like you say.
Just so you don't look like too much of a smartarse, you might as well give em an expiry of say 2007 just to give the uninformed a chance.
Personally, I would be reluctant to take any off you cause you put forward such a convincing argument but what the heck, write me down for a million or five.