Damn Commie Chinese have stolen a US submarine drone, so POG...

Damn Commie Chinese have stolen a US submarine drone, so POG went up a couple of bucks. Dow and S&P down. BDR up Monday?
The US Navy is recommissioning the Confederate submarine H.L Hunley to take on the Commie SOB's. How COOL is that.
Did the Roman Empire collapse because the Roman Emperors debased their money .. SILVER Denarius or was their empire over extended or too much political corruption or their military weakened by fighting too many wars or lack of education or lack of work or too much cheap labour i.e. slaves or lack of medical care due to poisoned water (lead plumbing), the plague and syphilis or high taxes or too many public holidays watching the GLADIATORS? Sorta like the USA?
I am buying MORE G&S. DYOR