gold trek ii

Chingon: Loootenant Fisher. Why are you looking at that black panel with the twinkley bits around the edge?"
Loootenant Fisher:"It is our long range scanner"
Chingon:"..but it is all just black? What is it supposed to do?"
Loootenant Fisher:"We installed it six months ago. The LRSGQ -long range scanner geostatistical quant - tells us where we are going".
Chingon: "..but I don't see anything?"
Loootenant Fisher: "..neither does the LRSGQ".
Chingon:" It looks like a black Hole!"
Loootenant Fisher:" yep, it is."
Chinong:"..but you are flying straight into it!"
Loootenant Fisher:"yep"
Chingon:"I will have you eliminated! I commanded you to take us to Chingon! ... Immediately!"
Loootenant Fisher:"I am. The Citigold has been flying into this black hole for sometime. If we keep flying into this black hole we come out in Chingon."
Chingon;"..but there are no di-lithium gold crystals in black holes"
Loootenant Fisher:"that is certainly what the LRSGQ has been saying for some time. No di-lithium gold crystals but if we keep flying into the black hole we come out in Chingon".
Chingon:"Change your heading"
Loootenant Fisher:" where to?"
Chingon:" ..there is another Chingon mother ship around here somewhere. We must get them within hailing range"
Loootenant Fisher:"we eliminated them before you came on board"
Chingon:"What?"
Loootenant Fisher:"We used our sucker-born-every-minute cloaking strategy and sent a raiding party to their ship. We took their di-lithium to turn into di-lithium gold crystals. Then we re-programmed their ships to fly into deep space to look for di-lithium gold crystals".
Chingon:" Were there any di-lithium gold crystals where they went?"
Lootenant Fisher:" Cap'n ML said there were".
Chingon:" oh my ...oh my. ..and of course there weren't?"
Loootenant Fisher:" Damn straight. You got that right".

(To be continued)