gold trek

ML: "Mathew we need more more from the cash engines"
Mathew:"Cap'n, the di-lithium gold crystals canna take any more"
ML:"Give her what you've got"
Mathew:"Cap'n, she'll come apart at the seams"
ML:"..too late to worry about that"
Foley:" Captain ML, the Board is in the Transporter room, can you beam us down"
ML:"we are in deep space. There's nothing here"
Foley:"..anywhere will do"
Foord:" Captain ML, sick bay is filled with shareholders and I don't have any gold treatments left"
ML:"Foord, ask Loootenant Fisher to see if he can steer the ship into some gold treatments"
Foord:"Loootenant Fisher is in the armoury trying to rejig our Master Blasters into popsicles"
ML:"what?"
Foord:" Admiral White was transported aboard and he is with Loootenant Fisher, ask Him".
ML:"Admiral White what are you doing on my ship?"
Admiral White: "ML, we had secret mission, but now the Chingons have come aboard the Citigold and are running amok"
Mathew:" Cap'n we are out of di-lithum gold crystals"
Foord:"the shareholders are leaving the sick room and are coming up to the bridge to take control"
ML:"My God everything is happening at once. Foley, transport the Board"
Fooley:"aiy, aiy Captain but what about the shareholders, the Board can come back to the bridge and defend against the shareholders"
ML:"...too late, the ........
Chingons: "Gentlemen. The Citigold Bridge is now under our command. We have set a course to Chingon. All non-essential crew will be eliminated"
ML......pooof..*
White...pooof..*
Foley...pooof..*
Mathew..pooof..*