gold will plunge on monday, page-2

Wanted to update you all on key breaking news, namely been confirmed the US have solved the debt ceiling problem and contrary to general economics 101 they have found printing money is actually an innovative growth strategy employed by governments in the modern world to deal with economic ills as proved by Zimbabwe and other great modern economic powerhouses.

We also have breaking news that the European debt crisis and fundamental structural flaws in the PIGS of Europe have found to be all okay and just one big hoax. As subsequently been revealed this has big viral campaign to promote Europe as a cheap holiday destination as we all know unlimited public and private debt is all fine and really just the next elected governments problem as has always been the case as we don't ever really need to pay this back as just free unlimited money.

In addition to noting that all things being absolutely rosy in the globabl economies of the world and geopolitical situation is such that safe haven assets like gold are no longer needed as North Korea has created a new safe haven asset campaign of sponsoring a poor North Korean nuclear weapon (as they decided sponsor a starving North Korean peasant was so 80's). We encourage you to please give generously to this and the many starving Banksters who need to generate massive returns playing on the ignorance and fears of many.

Stay tuned, the May campaign is to sponsor a poor deal starving bankster campaign who has struggled to earn their million dollar bonus in light of the depressed M&A market conditions. Apparently their is outrageous suggestions they may need to accept a bonus only in the hundreds of thousands for adding no real value to society in terms of generating anything real or tangible. Please this possibly cannot ever happen as what would the world be without these people who create so much joy and happiness for others.