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I get it.

There's no paper currency in the goldbug world, because as we all know paper is worth nothing, but I take my one ounce of gold to a dealer who will charge me an extortionate commission to provide me with worthless paper money to buy my ice cream.

Hahaha, priceless.

But Australia isn't Venezuela, the crisis there is entirely the fault of hardline socialist dreamers, the same as Zimbabwe.