No, I'm not joking....https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_nkw=gold+bullion&_sacat=0&_sop=16https://www.ebay.com.au/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_nkw=gold+bullion&_sacat=178078&_sop=3There's Schiffloads of the stuff....."gold shortage"....