what a joke, if a country can sell bonds yielding 0%, why cant I...

what a joke, if a country can sell bonds yielding 0%, why cant I as PETE111 sell PETE BONDS yielding 111, i swear im good for it, i promise you cross my heart hope to die stick a needle in my eye that i will repay all the interest, lol of a whopping 0% when the mature in 10yrs, so who i willing to buy $10 million of 0% bonds off me? any takers? maybe the RBA or FED will buy them off me, ill give them a call.
Ive got the perfect sales pitch, if you buy these bonds off me, it will insure the fiat ponzi scheme get kicked down the road a few more yrs.