golf balls

Golfers talking about their choice of golf balls.

This is the most amazing golf ball I have ever had he says.

If you drive it into the deep grass, a cutting knife pops out, trims a 1 metre circle around the ball and then it throws up a flag 3 feet high to show you where it is.

If you drive it into the water, it floats to the surface, brings up a sail and catches the breeze over to the lands edge where you can pick it up.

If you hit it into the leaves where it can't be seen, it pops out a fan to clear the leaves and then emits a woop woop sound until you come to find it.

Wow, that's unbelievable says the other golfer, I've got to get me one of those, where do you get them?

He replies, sorry I don't know. I found this one!