Its a beautiful sunny spring afternoon. A couple of ladies, both...

Its a beautiful sunny spring afternoon. A couple of ladies, both nurses, decide to get some fresh air and play a round of golf.

The grass is green, flowers are blooming and the birds are singing. The ladies are enjoying their game of golf and complete the first nine.

Teeing off at the tenth, one of the ladies slices her shot into a party of four on the 11th green striking a man as he was attempting a putt out.

Feeling awfully guilty the lady runs to the green apologising perfusely to find the man lying on the ground reithing in agony, both hands on his crutch region.

The lady looked down and said, "You poor man, I'm so sorry. I'm a nurse, please let me try to relieve your pain a little". And with that she kneeled down, unzipped the fly of his pants and gently massaged his crutch.

After a couple of minutes the pained look on the man's face disappeared and the nurse asked, "Have I made you feel better?"

The man nodded and quietly said, "Yes, but my thumb's still throbbing".