golf joke

Man drives from the third tee and slices to the right of the fairway and the ball ended in an impossible lie in front of the green keeper's tractor shed.
His wife summed up the situation. "No need to take a penalty shot darling," she said. "Just open the doors of the garage, push the tractor out, open the rear doors, and with a number three wood you could hit straight through
the shed."
"Brilliant, darling," he said. He took a mighty whack but the ball hit the rear of the building, cannoned back and struck his wife in the temple killing her instantly.

Few years later, he was playing the same hole with his newly wed wife and by sheer coincidence landed at the same place in front of the shed.
"No need to take a penalty shot," said the woman, "grab your 3 wood and we can push the tractor out, open both sets of doors then you can hit straight through the shed."
"No way," he said. "Last time I tried that I ended up with an 8!"