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An email i sent earlier today, i'll let you know if i get a reply.

Dear Christian,

I write to you suggesting your good self and the board consider the employment of a one Mr Alba as an assistant for Fiona in Aberdeen. This way he can act as our Aberdeen correspondent and keep a close check on her performance. Also it is summer there and the warm weather may help improve his back problems. Besides that, Scotland is the home of golf and Fiona (who is obviously spending far too much time out on a course) can give him lessons. Furthermore, his constant whinging wont be heard over that of his English neighbours.
To also help put an end to his pain and suffering,please revise the way in which you word any future announcements. May I suggest a couple of smiley faces at the end of each one.

Kind regards

Bogs.



Cheer up old son!