My little brown paper bag of CST shares are complaining that...

My little brown paper bag of CST shares are complaining that nobody loves them, that they're worthless, that they'll never amount to anything, they are lonely and cold and they don't care if they fail the HSC, they are threatening to run away to Nimbin, even though I tell them nobody does that anymore. Oh for some cash to buy them some more friends and keep 'em happy just a little longer. Just until that next announcement that they crave so badly for. If it isn't a good one they'll be asking me to puff the bag up and whack it, I just know it!