Who the hell is GRAHAM?Well Graham is the geezer who got home late one night and Helen his wife, says. "Where the hell have you been?"Graham replies. "I was getting a tattoo!""A tattoo?" She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?""I got a hundred dollar note on my privates." He said proudly."What the hell were you thinking?" She said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred dollar note tattooed on his privates?""Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.Three, I like how money feels in my hand.And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred dollars anytime you want."Graham is now in The Critical Care Unit, Room 233. No visitors until further notice...............
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