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17/04/21
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• Venison for dinner again? Oh, deer !
• How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
• UK has no kidney bank, but it does have Liverpool .
• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
• I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
• I stayed up all night looking where the sun went, and then it dawned on me from behind!
• This girl said she knew me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
• I'm reading a book about anti-gravity and just can't put it down.
• I did a theatrical performance about puns; a play on words.
• The Indians here first because they had reservations.
• I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
• Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control her pupils?
• Broken pencils are pointless.
• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? ---- A thesaurus.
• I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
• Velcro - what a rip off !
• Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last long.