Great GROANERS !

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    • Venison for dinner again? Oh, deer !

    • How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.

    • UK has no kidney bank, but it does have Liverpool .

    • I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

    • They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.

    • I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

    • I stayed up all night looking where the sun went, and then it dawned on me from behind!

    • This girl said she knew me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

    • I'm reading a book about anti-gravity and just can't put it down.

    • I did a theatrical performance about puns; a play on words.

    • The Indians here first because they had reservations.

    • I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

    • Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control her pupils?

    • Broken pencils are pointless.

    • What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? ---- A thesaurus.

    • I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

    • Velcro - what a rip off !

    • Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last long.
 
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