great idea, page-6

Maybe Commplats for community platinum (ASX:CUM)
community ownership capped at a healthy 5%
Proudly Aussie owned and African operated
directorship to be openly contested based on an objective variable to be called 'dodginess constant' based on a multipoint scoresheet (the scoring system will be highly confidential and will be subcontracted to anyone ready to do it for free)
All office computers to be 'autopiloted' on cut and paste mode - for understandable cost cutting(will be the lowest cost platinum miner ever)

weekly ASX releases - part of the promise- all releases will have the following disclaimer- 'this release is only a guideline; timelines, datelines and dates promised can vary upto a year depending on the weather, holiday season, and various other factors that cant be revealed for security reasons.The board of directors has reserved the right not to disclose to shareholders bits of information that may be considered irrelevant to the board - this is primarily to save time for the reader(The board has informed the ASIC of its groundbreaking policy and is awaiting a reply)