I sort of see it as a duty to report any golden bears out there...

I sort of see it as a duty to report any golden bears out there - volatile and unpredictable animals - feed on goldbugs (and fishheads!) - would even eat parrots
how about that the double top/shake the tree bear that picks up bullion and gold paper
then there's the bear that waits until everyone (96%) thinks he's been tamed before turning feral
wot about the one that adapted to feed on US dollars because there is so much of that garbage being left around
have to manage these risks I reckon - biggest one is that someone will declare gold bear hunting illegal to protect the species and the whole world will be one big gold bear reserve