A husband and wife are celebrating their 50th anniversary. That...

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    A husband and wife are celebrating their 50th anniversary. That night
    > the wife approaches her husband wearing the exact same sexy little
    negligee
    > she wore on their wedding night.
    >
    > She looks at her husband and says, "Honey, Do you remember this?
    >
    > He looks up at her and says, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same
    > negligee the night we were married."
    >
    > She says, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that
    > night."
    >
    > He nods and says, "Yes dear, I still remember."
    >
    > "Well, what was it?" she asks.
    >
    > He responds, "Well honey, as I remember, I said, "Ohhhhhhhhh Baby, I'm
    > going to suck the life out of those big tits and screw your brains out."
    >
    > She giggles and says, "Yes honey, that's it. That's exactly what you said.
    >
    > So, now it's 50 years later, I'm in the same negligee I wore that
    > night, what do you have to say tonight?"
    >
    > Again he looks up at her and looks her up and down and replies,
    > "Mission Accomplished!"
    >
    > cheers!
    >
 
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