Must have been the same couple cause in an attempt to be...

  1. Yak
    13,672 Posts.
    Must have been the same couple cause in an attempt to be romantic, this husband takes his wife of 25 years back to the same city they were married in

    He takes her to the same hotel.

    Rents the same room.

    Puts her on the same bed they consumated their marriage.

    He strips her off and is about to go down on her and he freezes.

    His wife, aware of the hesitation asks " is there anything the matter honey?"

    "No," he answers, "its just that 25 years ago I couldnt wait to eat this and now it looks like it cant wait to eat ME!!"
 
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