One day, 2 Great Whites were swimming along in the Gulf, a father and his son, when a pleasure cruiser sank and left a heap of tourists in the water.
Son says "Lets eat them, Dad"......
Father replies : "Not yet, son, first we swim around them clockwise twenty times with fins showing" .......and they did.
Son then says: "Now, dad?"
Father replies :"Not yet, son. Now we swim around them anticlockwise twenty times, fins showing".....and they did.
Then Father says: "Right, son, now lets eat them". And in a frenzy they ate every one.
Afterwards son asks :"Dad, why did we swim around them in circles like that first?"
Father replies " Son, it cleans all the Shiite out of them. Notice how they taste better?"
