humour for aum holders

The local pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The
> > pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in another

> > race, and it won again.

> > The headline in the local paper read: ....

> > PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

> >

> > The Bishop was upset at this kind of publicity so he ordered the

> > pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.

> >

> > The next day, the headline in the local paper read:

> > BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

> >

> > This was too much for the Bishop, so he told the pastor to get rid

> > of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun living in a

> > nearby convent.

> >

> >

> > The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline

> > the next day:

> > NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

> >

> > The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get

> > rid of the donkey,so she sold it to a farmer for $10. (You can see

> > what's coming).

> >

> > The next day the paper read:

> > NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

> >

> > This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back

> > the donkey and lead it out to the plains, where it could run wild.

> >

> > The next day the headlines read:

> > NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

> >

> > Alas, the Bishop was buried the next day.

> >

> >

> > MORAL OF THE STORY?

> > Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and

> > misery and even shorten your life. So, be yourself and enjoy life

> > ... stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll live longer

> > and be happier!