> Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Maroochydore. They
> turned a corner and see a sign that says,
>
> Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents!
>
> They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to
> be true.
>
> The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come
> on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be, Gentlemen?'
>
> There seemed to be a fully-stocked bar, so each of the men ask for a
> martini.. In short order, the bartender serves up four iced Martinis...
> shaken, not stirred, and says, 'That'll be 10 cents each, please.'
>
> The four men stare at the bartender for a moment. Then look at each
> other...they can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents,
> finish their Martinis, and order another round.
>
> Again, four excellent Martinis are produced and the bartender again
> saying, 'That's 40 cents, please..' They pay the 40 cents, but their
> curiosity is more than they can stand. They have each had two Martinis
> and so far they've spent less than a dollar.
>
> Finally one of the men says, 'How can you afford to serve Martinis as
> good as these for a 10 cents each?'
> 'I'm a retired tailor from Sydney,' the bartender said, 'and I always
> wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery for $25 million and
> decided to open this place. Every drink costs ten cents - wine,
> liquor, beer, it's all the same.'
>
> Wow!!!! That's quite a story,' says one of the men.
>
> The four of them sipped at their Martinis and couldn't help but
> notice seven other people at the end of the bar who didn't have drinks
> in front of them, and hadn't ordered anything the whole time they were
> there. One man gestures at the seven at the end of the bar without
> drinks and asks the bartender, 'What's with them?'
>
> The bartender says, 'Oh, they're all grey nomads from the caravan park,
> waiting for happy hour when drinks are half price.'
>
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