Little Billy Shortone returned to Canberra with a frownHe felt...

Little Billy Shortone returned to Canberra with a frown

He felt his present team were really letting him down

Also the bloody Libs had stopped the boats

They were sending back anything that floats

And Tanya Pilbersak didn't appear that loyal

He felt somehow his position she tried to spoil

Investigate the rape allegation she was heard to say

Whilst little Billy just wished it would go away

And of course there was Albo who got the rank and file vote

Billy could just visualize Albo's hands around his throat

Another one stalking was the ambitious Paulie Howe

If he cracked a seat in parliament he go for Billys job the cow