Anyone see the humour in this? [ATTACH]

MND

Monadelphous inks $200M contract with Woodside to help build Pluto LNG – but will it make Scarborough cheaper?

NVA

Nova locks in NASDAQ US market listing at a value of only US$3.3M as ASX gets quieter and quieter

TRP

Tissue Repairs soars nearly 32% on TGA approval for wound healing gel

Capital raisings wrap: Brainchip, Ovanti, Lake and VHM

MIN

MinRes jumps 5% as the company meets production guidance – depressed iron ore prices be damned

IGO

IGO kicks off earn-in copper drilling on-site Encounter's Yeneena play as it adopts new identity

ASX Market Open: ASX200 to rise for Friday session | July 26

Nine's staff strike as Paris Olympic coverage begins

HRZ

Horizon firms up ore reserve for Boorara ahead of FY25 Q1 development decision

RHK

Red Hawk upgrades Blacksmith with DSO mineral resource at the Eagle Deposit