God said to Adam “Adam, I have something special for you. She’s called woman. She’ll always agree with what you say, always listen to what you say, she’ll cook all your meals, and keep your house spotlessly clean every day, and want to have sex with you many times a day every day!” Adam was amazed, and said “I know you are great and all-powerful, but how much is this going to cost me?” God said “Yes, well, an arm and a leg….” Adam: “so what would I get for a rib?”
