Groaner......, page-967

A guy needs a lawyer, so he rings up a company called Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz and Schwartz.
"Hello, this is Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz and Schwartz."
"Hello, may I speak to Mr Schwartz?"
"I'm sorry, he is not in today"
"Then could I speak to Mr Schwartz?"
"Sorry, not at the moment, he's in a meeting."
"Well, then could I speak to Mr Schwartz?"
"I'm afraid he's off sick today."
"Ah, ok, then could I speak to Mr Schwartz?"
"Speaking..."