There's a guy named David. And he's in a little bit of a financial pickle, and he doesn't know what to do. So he goes to the temple, and he prays, and he says "God, please, if I could just win the lottery, that would fix everything." And so he goes home and he turns on the TV to see the winning numbers. And it goes and he doesn't win. And he doesn't know what happened. He goes back to the temple and he says "God, I told you I really needed this. This would have fixed everything! What did I do wrong?" And then the skies open. God comes down and speaks to David, and he says "David, please meet me half way..." "You gotta buy a lottery ticket!"
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