"frankly, we are all crazy - we waste water and money growing grass, when we could just as easily be growing veges."
Talking about grass on verges, there's an old lady on my parents street. On that tiny kerbside piece of grass she is almost every damn day crouching down with her bucket and screw driver supposedly weeding the perfect patch ? The funny thing it's been exactly the same for the past 10 years even when she "disappeared" for a few months it still didn't change lol