Not getting agro.Picture this.You're sitting at home 3 days...

Not getting agro.

Picture this.

You're sitting at home 3 days after a business trip to Jakarta. In the morning you develop a slight headache, by the afternoon you develop a high fever, chills, nasal congestion, headache, muscle aches and pains, tiredness and fatigue, cough, sore throat, a runny nose and conjunctivitis. 24 hours later (if you're lucky) you can barely move and begin hacking up your lungs and you immune system goes into hyperdrive and turns the remaining lung tissue and the rest of your internal organs to mush.

For all you'd care, when you discovered you had H5N1, your treatment could be a Relenza Coated Pineapple Suppository.