let me liberate YOU !from your oil, your wife and your...

let me liberate YOU !

from your oil, your wife and your children

in a name of the TEXAS (read:Zion)

authentic: the good BBQ for one family in texas=at least 1 big tree going down (using chain saw), from my friend (the rest is left behind) but

they are very gentle as well, half of the Dallas dring in the closet (too religious to go out)

and here is the competition :

how many bottle shops are in Dallas ?
what is the closing time ?
why the traffic cops have the hardest work to do just before the week-end ?