A Navy QMG Warrant Officer was having a quiet night at home when the doorbell rang. He answered it and was confronted by his ex wife and two teenage sons. She announced that she can no longer handle them and shoved them through the door, saying you look after them. Right, he said, you two up to bed. Next morning the two boys were coming down the stairs and the old man asked the older one what he wanted for breakfast. " Gimme some ****en cornflakes he said. The old man grabbed him, wack, wack, thump and hurled him down the stairs,
The WO QMG turned to the younger one and said what do you want. Well, said the younger one, " I don't want any of them ****en cornflakes.
