Lady: Do you drink?
Man: Yes.
Lady: How much a day?
Man: Three 6 packs.
Lady: How much per 6 pack?
Man: About R 40.00
Lady: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: 15 years.
Lady: That puts your spending each month at about R 3,600. In one year, it would be R 43,200, correct?
Man: Probably.
Lady: If in 1 year you spend R 43,200.00 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at least R 648,000.00, correct?
Man: I guess.
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put in a savings account and after accounting for compound interest over 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink?
Lady: No.
Man: So where's your f**king Ferrari then?
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