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"Epaka=message for Blurtt.
I am Emma's uncle from Pakistan. Whole family very enraged by your comments. yesterday we riot in street, burning Aussie flag. There was supermarket selling vegemite and little stuffed koala bears, which we burned to ground. We keep close eye on you at next AGM..."


WHAT?! Stuffed Koala's and Aussie Flag, no one gives a stuff, so to speak. But burn VEGEMITE? This Means War!

Quick send out sub fleet, Oops probably all under repair. Okay send our Aircraft Carrier. Oops we don't have one. I know, I'll send Donka in his tinnie, he's a mean heckla in any Cricket game, that'll fix you. ;)

Burn Vegemite? Down right sacrilege!

What Vegemite is owned by the Yanks? Oh well, cancel the above, recall Donka, you can burn it. ;D

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