cgt"In baseball terms, in his very long tenure PC has not once...

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"In baseball terms, in his very long tenure PC has not once hit the ball outta the ballpark... "

We had loaded bases thanks to a massive settlement
We had loaded bases thanks only to the H1N1 Pandemic

and PC could not even get bat to ball on those occasions, nor any other - no home runs, not even an attempted slide, or even a stolen base.

BARDA came to us - a home run was offered, but our runner is on crutches and he won't make it home for another 4 years - in the meantime, the crowd has left the stadium and us poor curators are waiting for the runner to make it to home base so we can finally re-lay the turf in preparation for the next game - in the meantime we are picking over the potential of the few left live blades of grass...