A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While
>on the operating table she had a near death experience.
>
>Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
>
>
>God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
>
>Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
>face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had
>someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth!
>
>Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make
>the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the
>hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an
>ambulance.
>
>Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another
>43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
>
>(You'll love this!!!)
>
>God replied: "I didn't recognize you."
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