Hand Jobs

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    A biker walks into a bar and sits down on a bar stool near the end of the bar.

    He takes a look at the menu and it reads as follows: Hamburger - 2.99 Cheeseburger - 3.99 Chicken Sandwich - 4.99 Hand Jobs - 19.99.

    The crusty old biker waves the bartender down, and up walks this tall, busty, beautiful redhead in her mid-twenties.

    She smiles at the biker coyly, and he asks in a quiet voice, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"

    The bartender blushes slightly and says "Yes, I am," with a sexy little smile.

    The biker grins and says, "Well wash your hands, because I want a cheeseburger."
 
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