ClarkKentWhat an erudite and side-splittingly humourous...

ClarkKent

What an erudite and side-splittingly humourous response. You might be the smartest little boy in your year at school, although you really should work on improving your spelling and your very poor grammar.

Are you enjoying your school holidays CK? School holidays must be great for you: I'll bet you appreciate having a break from the seemingly endless homework that year seven brings to little boys such as you. I know you've struggled with homework ever since you started special school - poor thing.

School holidays also should provide you with the opportunity to catch up on reading your comics! What superhero's alter ego would you like to pretend to be next - perhaps you should consider the boy wonder, Dick Grayson? Robin has such a gay persona; I'm sure it would suit you well.

Maybe you should skip the pretense and just call yourself Lois Lane?

Anyway, it's nice that you can get to the library to use the computer every now and then Lois. Bye for now!