re: sooker - happy hudna!
Ok, A kid comes home from school depresed. His mom asks him whats wrong? He says" I going through an identity crisis" His mom says "whaddya mean an identity crisis" The kid says" well you know, your a Jew and dad's an aboriginal" 'So what?" says the mom. The kid says " well Johnny down the street has this pushbike for sale, and he wants 30 bucks for it" The mom says " And.... what's the problem?" So the kid says" I don't know whether I should offer him 5 bucks or just steal it.
