re: happy hudna! last one..joke that is
A Jewish boy was flunking math (if you can believe that) and his parents were told that the best math teacher only tutored from his office in a Catholic school.
Reluctantly, they sent him there. He comes home and starts studying math with great concentration and brings his grades up.
His father asked him what made him buckle down. The boy replied, "I knew they meant business when I saw the guy nailed to the plus sign."