A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his willy. According to the surgical nurse, his girlfriend had found the ring in his pocket. She didnt know he was married and was so mad that while he was asleep she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring onto his willy. What do you think could be worse, 1. Having your girlfriend know you are married 2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got onto your willy OR 3. Finding out your willy fits through your wedding ring?
