A couple are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll try
being a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, being a blond so the husband says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy.
Tell him you'll charge a hundred dollars.
Any questions and I'll be parked around the corner."
She stands outside the bar for about five minutes showing her leg, when a Guy pulls up and asks
"How much?"
She says, "A hundred dollars.
He replies,
" All I got is thirty."
She says, "Hold on," and runs back to the husband and asks. " What can he get for thirty?"
"A hand job," the husband replied. She runs back and
tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a hand job. He agrees and she gets in the car.
He unzips his trousers, and out pops this HUGE member. She stares at it for a few seconds, then says. "I'll be right back.."
She runs back to the husband.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
"Any chance you could lend this guy seventy dollars?"
