harley goes to heaven

Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation,

died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and

your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out

with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang

out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced

him to God.

Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"

God said, "Ah,yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major
design flaws in your invention.

1. The headlights are usually too small.

2. It chatters way too much at high speeds.

3. Maintenance is extremely high.

4. It constantly needs repainting, and refinishing.

5. Every 28 days it leaks fluid and is rendered out of service.

6. The rear end wobbles too much.

7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust.

8. Fuel consumption is outrageous. Just to name a few..."

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "Hold on."

God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited

for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to

Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention

than yours."