no no he did get shot you know almost bled to death from the...

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    no no

    he did get shot you know

    almost bled to death from the bullet

    it took 2 weeks to wash the blood away from the scene.

    would have left a permanent scar on any mortal. They would have had to have a whole side of the face transplant

    not don though - he recovered from the blood loss by the time he was in the car and the wound healed in days - thanks to the menstrual pad on his ear as a dressing -
    they put magic stuff in those pads

    he's gonna get the doctors in charge of emergency medicine to look into that when he's president again

    he knows this because he got shot in the ear you know

    there was blood everywhere
 
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