Harris - Walz, page-824

Trump the Weirdo was born in the army. In fact, he invented the army as he's an amazingly clever person, beyond anyone else he knows, and he knows so much on everyone and everything. He's still in charge there, position of chief top honcho of all he surveys and beyond, next in command is Hannibal Lecter who fends off sharks on top secret missions that only the Weird One knows about. Next, in the line is J D Vance, whose new role is converting sofas into electric boats, hard task as they keep sinking, and then there's the electricution issues.