John: Quarterly, what quarterly? Do we have to complete one of these?
Me: Yes John, it is for the shareholders to see what wonderful achievements you have displayed over the last three months.
John: Shareholders, what shareholders? Do we still have some on board?
Me: Yes John, the shareholders have ensured you receive a pay cheque each fortnight so you can keep leading the comfortable lifestyle you've had since being at the helm of the boat.
John: Boat, which boat? I've got a few of those...
Me: Would you like the nursing home room to have a view of the garden or the P46 permit?
John: The garden please...
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