I will spell it out for you. There are not 'thirty-two' people...

I will spell it out for you. There are not 'thirty-two' people in the crowd with an abacus counting people. There is not an athlete license. These are remarks I made to highlight your stupidity and in modern day english we define this action as using sarcasm. The fact you are gullible and have not picked up on the sarcasm at any point over three years is incredible and simply highlights the stupidity of Adelaide Crows supporters. The funny thing is you honestly believe you are the highest rated club in the AFL. I honestly thought the 'abacus' remark and the fact 'Adelaide Oval fired five people in response to lower crowds' or the 'increased wages by 2.9% to correspond to 3% increases in crowd numbers' were enough to highlight it was sarcasm but clearly not. Ignore me. You know you cannot. I've known you long enough to know you're not weak minded.