re: t o d a y' s second b o n u s j o k e
One night the tables were turned and it was the husband who had a headache. No matter what the wife did, the man kept pushing her away with "I've got a headache, darling. Please, not tonight!" Eventually, the wife goes out and comes back with a broom and begins to poke him at his lower back. The husband turns around and says angrily, "What the bloody hell are you up to, Mavis?" Mavis flutters her eyelids and says, "Oh, sweetie, I just wanted to to know what it feels like when I have a headache!"
