hctv presents batman monday

Welcome to HCTV!
This week, the series that inspired the Mardi Gras.....
Batman

"It may look like the XJOker is just enjoying this C wave, but the fiendish stock mastermind has a devilish plan underway!
Commissioner Pumpkinhead gets word of the dastardly scheme and calls for the Dynamic Duo."

"Meanwhile playboy millionaire Bruce Mowibble, and his youthful ward, Dick Zia are relaxing at home. (with their clothes on)

BM...Yes Commissioner, how can I help you?
CP...Batman, we urgently need yours and Boy Wonder's help, we believe the XJOker is secretly planning to hypnotise the citizens of HotCopper City, and make them part with their materialistic urges!
DZ.....Holy downramping Batman!
BM.....Quick! To the Batmobile Robin.

"Meanwhile the XJOker and his cronies, Jacka and Prima, have been spotted by Officer Jeeps, who was enjoying a few rollies in the vestibule, and they had taken an extra from Star Trek as hostage!"

"Just then the Caped Crimebusters arrive"

XJOker....Welcome to the madhouse, Batman!. Now let's get this party started.
B....We know about your plan XJOker, you'll never succeed.
R....Holy priceless collection of Estruscan snoods Batman....let's get him.

"The XJOker assaults Robin with a flour covered bread roll."

XJOker.....Your mother wore army boots Batman!
B....Yes she did, in fact she found them quite comfortable.

R.....Just goes to show, ramping doesn't pay, Batman!
B.....Precisely Robin!

CP......Well done once again Batman, you've saved the day but did you have to tell me in the shower?
B....You're a handsome man Commissioner!
R....Precisely Batman!

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Good trading to all!