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hctv presents deliverance monday

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    Welcome to HCTV!

    This week we revisit one of the greatest films of all time. Released in 1972...
    Deliverance

    Deep in the ASX wilderness
    Lewis Mowibble...C'mon Tangent it'll be great. This is the last chance we've got, they're opening up a new HotCopper, nobody will ride these forums again.
    Ed Tangentland...I don't know Mowie, why do have to start in Political?
    "You boys are a long ways from home"
    LM...Yes, your rants sound plausible to me. Don't make eye contact. Signal Outandin and Stu, let's get the canoes ready.
    Drew Outandin...Hey check this out guys.

    ET...Did you see that old Voltaire guy dancing?
    Bobby Stu...These people are nutters, let's get out of here!
    ET...Never heard of a hand reel Mowie?
    LM...It's just not the Red Bull way man. We should get ready. we'll be out of the bluechip lake and into the rapids soon.
    LM...Paddle Stu, this is only Paladin, wait till we get to Lynas. Let's stop here for the night.
    ET...It feels like we're being watched
    LM...Don't be paranoid Tangent. Listen you take that fat boy Stu tomorrow, he was slowing me down.
    ET...I can't see Mowie and Outandin, let's stop here and get our bearings.
    "Well looky here Cletus, we got some moonshine thieves."
    BS...No, we were just...
    "Don't talk back to me son, you in the General forum now. Hey Brandine, call up the family!"
    "Now you just stand there boy and watch us deal with your chubby friend"
    "C'mon you chubby greenie, we want to hear you squeal like a pig!"
    ET...You killed them Mowie, what do we do now. Their children Birthday, Crystal Meth, Dubya, Incest, International Harvester, Jitney, and Witney will be after us.
    LM...Let's go, but keep your wits about you, we still have the Lynas rapids.
    BS...Has anyone got any Dencorub?
    DO...We can't go over that, we'll die!
    LM...C'mon Lynas holders have been doing it for years. Aagh my leg!
    ET...I think Outandin was shot, he just fell over the side.
    LM...Take my bow, you'll have to take care of it Tangent.
    ET...I've got you now!
    LM...Just get us back to the cars!
    "You boys happen to see old Cletus on your travels, he's been reported missing?"
    ET...No Sir.
    "Weren't there 4 of you?"
    LM...Stu decided to stay up in General, he seemed to be enjoying it!

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    Market Update
    All markets including Gold and Oil we up Friday (only my stock was down)
    SPI futures are sitting at +20. There is no summary of the weeks data. I apologise but Business Spectator is offline, and I don't know what the bloody hell is going on next week. I just write funny movie parodies :-)

    Good trading to all!
 
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